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WARNING: BRIDGE TEAR CONTAINMENT UNSTABLE!

      APPROACH WITH ABSOLUTE DISCRETION

In order to avoid spatial displacement, a 4 click maximum interaction MUST be observed at all times.

(or don't. It's your soul)

7-2-2020 Crystore location [REDACTED]
 

NOTE: Translation is very rough, at the time Butter and Bee translation was very much in it's early stages.

10:30:48 PM

Butter-F: Yeah, it’s pretty nice. They have me doing.... well I probably shouldn’t talk about it. Company policy and all.

Bee-G: You have a company policy? They’re over here working us to the bones... so to speak.

Butter-F: Yeah. Its hard work though. wish I had more time to myself. but you know someone has got to do it, and it might as well be me.

Bee-G: Sounds like heaven. Do they whip you? They got little whips just for us. It’d be hilarious if I wasn’t on the receiving end of it. Honestly, I let myself be captured just to get some reprieve. Need to get the job done soon though before they get too mad.

Butter-F: I know I could definitely go for a vacation. I know we need to do what we can to find Dr. Varelse. but even still a vacation would be nice.

7-9-2020 Crystore location [REDACTED]

 

11:37:28 AM

 

AGENT UM-5: THERE’S A BIG RED BUTTON THAT SAYS "FORUM LAUNCH". YOU HAVE TO REMOVE THE COVER TO EVEN PRESS THE BUTTON. YOU RELEASED OUR MEMBER'S PRIVATE INFORMATION! OF COURSE WE’RE GOING TO THINK YOU’RE AN AGENT OF ZORCH.

INTERN ZZY-ZX: LOOK, I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU. I WAS HAVING MY LUNCH AND DECIDED TO PLAY WITH THE COVER. WAS IT DUMB? IN RETROSPECT YES VERY MUCH SO.

AGENT OR-PCTI: I CAN ATTEST THAT ZZY-ZX CAN INDEED BE VERY DUMB.

ZZY-ZX: THANK YOU! AT LEAST SOMEONE BELIEVES ME.

AUDIBLE SIGH FROM AGENT UM-5

AGENT UM-5: LOOK WE NEED TO DO OUR DUE DILIGENCE HERE. WE DON’T WANT TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH ANOTHER SECURITY BREACH. I’M GOING TO NEED YOU TO STEP INTO THE [REDACTED] AND MEASURE YOUR RESIDUAL BRIDGE FLOW FOR ANY TRACE OF ZORCH

INTERN ZZY-ZX: CAN I AT LEAST FINISH MY SANDWICH FIRST?

SILENCE FOR 5 SECONDS

AGENTS UM-5 & OR-PCTI: NO.

 

CONFIRMATION OF TRACES OF ZORCH ON INTERN ZZY-ZX MATCHING BEE-G SIGNATURE.

AGENT UM-2 NOTE: BEE-G MUST HAVE GOTTEN ZZY-ZX DURING TRANSFER TO JAR DAYS PRIOR.HOLDING ZZY-ZX UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
 

PRISONER I.D. "BEE-g"
ORIGIN: ZORCH
MISSION: INFILTRATION, DISRUPTION & GENERAL ANNOYANCE
STATUS: RE-CAPTURED
CURRENT STATUS: INTERROGATION

ESCAPED

7-10-2020

12:41:38 PM

BUTTER-F: WHY’D YOU DO IT? HOW MANY HUMANS DID YOU STING?

BEE-G: I TOLD YOU I NEED TO FOLLOW ORDERS.

BUTTER-F: I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL. I THOUGHT WE REACHED AN UNDERSTANDING.

BEE-G: DON’T BE LIKE THAT. YOU KNOW THEY MAKE YOU DO SOME THINGS YOU DON’T WANT TO AS WELL. IT’S ALL PART OF THE JOB.

SILENCE FOR 1 MINUTE

AT THIS POINT AGENTS ENTERED CONTAINMENT AREA TO DISCOVER BOTH BEE-G AND BUTTER-F MISSING. BUTTER-F NOW CONSIDERED A ROGUE AGENT.

There's a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part! You can't even passively take part! And you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels…upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop! And you've got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you're free, the machine will be prevented from working at all!

AN URGENT MESSAGE FROM BLUE BRIDGE:

Wylie Buzzcock, CEO, Crystore Inc.

BLUE BRIDGE UPDATE:

We recently began receiving mysterious images on our transponders here on Blue. They appeared to be random works of art from an unknown origin. Analyzing each image, we found them to be overflowing with Bridge Flow Energy.

Utilizing Penelope Breite’s Interpretive Dream Triangulation techniques across all three Bridges, we were able to narrow the image’s origin to a single location in San Francisco, California.

Unfortunately we’re dealing with a Cross-stitch Inversion Bridge Thread here, so we’re sending Upper Management from both Green and Red Bridge to the location as we speak.

GREEN BRIDGE                      RED BRIDGE          

Wylie Buckett, CEO, Crystore Inc.
Wylie Herman, CEO, Crystore Inc.
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