YOU HAVE ACCESSED AN UNAUTHORIZED AREA.
CRYSTORE SECURITY AGENTS HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED.
WE ARE WATCHING YOU.
CIBT BETA: TRIAL-1 BRIDGE:RED
SUBJECT: WYLIE BUCKETT
OPERATION DUNK TANK
CRL-E: Can we stop for a bite after this? I'm super hungry.
GR-LND: After this scene, or after the whole thing?
CRL-E: After the kidnapping.
GR-LND: Oh. (unintelligible)
CRL-E: Wylie. Get in the van.
GR-LND: If you care about your family you'll get in the van.
WB: Are they okay?
CRL-E: No time. In.
KI-YMI: Hello sir, how's the quality of your life?
WB: Fine. Excuse me.
KI-YMI: Would you like to take a five minute survey about the quality of your life?
WB: What's it for?
KI-YMI: Market research. For the betterment of mankind.
WB: I have to meet my wife.
KI-YMI: It pays $500. $100 now, and the rest when you complete the survey.
WB: You have five minutes.
KI-YMI: Great. Just head to our survey headquarters three blocks down and right on Halleck.
OPERATION PARTY CRASH
EMPLYE: DR. E.S.
WB:-did any of the things he was accused of.
DR.ES:What makes you think I'd tell
you anything about Coleman.
WB: I'm Wylie.
DR.ES: If he knew I was talking to you.
WB: You know me. He told you about me.
DR. ES: Look, if I give you a bit of advice will you promise to leave here and never come back.
WB: Sure. Anything.
DR.ES: Sometimes it's okay to indulge an old man's delusions.
UPDATE: CCTV SIGNAL ORIGIN DETECTED!
AGENTS KRT-McC & BRT-McC
PROCEED TO GRAND VIEW BLVD.
KRT-McC: Do we have eyes inside?
BRT-McC: Someone does.
WB:Hey babe, yeah I just got home...There's no more?...
No no, I'll go get some more...Yeah alright. Diapers, anything else? Okay, I love you too.
KRT-McC: Did we get a read on that signal origin?
BRT-McC: The CCTV coming from inside the residence? Still working on it.
KRT-McC: No, elevator. The signal that jammed our equipment.
BRT-McC:Standby...Looks like...Yup, confirmed...
OPERATION WELCOME MAT
LAND YACHT OPERATORS:
WB: You guys twins?
WB: What's your brother do?
WB: No, I mean the third one.
KRT-McC: Oh, I don't know. He's kind of an asshole. We don't really talk to him that much.(pause) Do you like smooth jazz?
WB: No not really.
KRT-McC: Sucks for you man.
WB: How long is the drive gonna be?
KRT-McC: It's like three and a half hours.
BRT-McC: Is he still asleep?
KRT-McC: Yup. (pause) Have we shaken our tail yet?
BRT-McC: Red Honda? He's still following us.
KRT-McC: You think it's him?
KRT-McC: Should we tell mom?
BRT-McC: She's 196, I don't think her heart can take it.
SIGNAL ORIGIN: CCTV FREQUENCY INSIDE WB RESIDENCE, MASTER BEDROOM
SIGNAL DESTINATION: UNKNOWN SIGMA QUADRANT REGION
He's watching an old eight millimeter movie. An old home movie, with his wife. Not much else.
Have FTHR-CLMN's agents detected your presence?
UNKNOWN TRANSMITTER: Not yet, but my brothers are getting suspicious.
Keep them distracted, we've almost got a target lock on Walter Buzzcock.
You sure? Last time you were off by 107 years and twelve counties.
Silence! The Bridge Tears interfered with our alignment. We're aiming forward this time, six years. Our aim is true!
Death to Crystore!
In Dark Sophism!
OPERATION URBAN SASQUATCH
KRT-McC: Okay, yeah, he's taking the bait. Yeah he's heading down the street right now. Should be there any second.
BRT-McC: Copy that.
CIBT BETA: TRIAL-1 BRIDGE: GRN
SUBJECT: WYLIE HERMAN
SIGNAL ORIGIN: REDGREEN
CROSS-STITCH INVERSION BRIDGE THREAD DETECTED!
PLANT: SUPPLICANT 6
WH: Alright, so just remember that a backlight just creates a thin line around your subject without necessarily hitting your subject at all. Any questions?
STUDENT 1: Can we go on break?
WB: Yeah, um, let's take 10 and come back, alright?
KRT-McC: He's just teaching his class. Nothing else. I'll let you know if anything happens.
STUDENT 2: Hey Wylie can I ask you a question?
STUDENT 2: What do you do if a subject is lying?
WB: I'm not sure I understand.
STUDENT 2: The subject. What do you do if they're lying. Are we supposed to call them out?
WH: I'm really just here to teach you how to make your subject look good. This class is more about form than content.
STUDENT 2: But I just want to know, what would you do?
WB: I guess it depends on your commitment to truth. You are the lens. So if you feel your subject is lying, then frame them like that, and let the audience decide for themselves.
STUDENT 2: Cool. Thank you.
SUPPLICANT 6: Is that you?
BRT-McC: Yeah, he sees it.
LOCATION: GRAND VIEW BLVD.
RESIDENT IDENTIFIED: SPNC-McC
KRT-McC: Yeah, I don't know. He's going into some kind of a, like really shitty house. I don't know who. (pause) I don't know why, I think. I think this might be where he's been living, our brother.
BRT-McC: Yeah, it's him.
KRT-McC: It's him.(Unintelligible)
WH:Did you text me?
KRT-McC: What did you find in the yard?
BRT-McC:You're not gonna like it. I followed the stench. You know that costume we were looking for?
KRT-McC: The Kirin?
BRT-McC: Yeah. That isn't a costume.
KRT-McC: Then what the hell is it?
BRT-McC: A pelt.
KRT-McC: You think he got it from dad?
BRT-McC:Yes, unfortunately. The mask, too.
KRT-McC: Just run in there and try to find anything. Ransack the place for anything. Anything we can use to protect- to get him out of there, man.
SPNC-McC: I'm still getting phone calls from aliens in the middle of the night.
BRT-McC: Well what am I looking for? Like one of the alien costumes?
WH:Why would he still be harassing you if it's over, if it's done?
SPNC-McC:We hate each other. We're enemies.
WH: What do you suggest I do with this information you're giving me?
SPNC-McC: Hans. Bubby. I'm your White Knight.
BRT-McC:Okay how's this?